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You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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