so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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