tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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