I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
