One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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