now i know why i became what i already was.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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