i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just found puke in my bra..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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