There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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