bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
