i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm sobbing to NWA
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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