fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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