Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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