Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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