They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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