Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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