Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you would pick up someone in the library
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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