Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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