You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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