White coat. Heels.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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