playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
