Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Randomize
