Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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