great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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