just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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