So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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