My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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