Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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