I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I am one with the molecules
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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