Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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