i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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