She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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