youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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