Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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