i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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