Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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