A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
