They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
