I'm gonna have a badass scar
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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