i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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