i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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