I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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