The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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