I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
only you would photoshop your dick
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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