At least make sure they are 18
Why
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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