get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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