Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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