never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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