Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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