I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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