Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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