I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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