Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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