Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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