plz talk dirty to me
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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