Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Houston, we have a squirter
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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