I want to stick my p in your. b.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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