no. you can't hotbox the world.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just puked most of my soul out..
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