Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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