His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
handjob tips. give me some.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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